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An iron curtain has descended upon blood, toil, tears and sweat.
The only thing we have to fear is a rendezvous with destiny.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask why some say we choose the moon.
Beware the Jabberwock, my son, beginning with the tail and ending with the grin.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a little rebellion now and again is a good thing.
Listen my children, and you shall hear, it fell to Earth, I know not where.
Be yourself, never be invited to a party.
You know you're in love when you smile because it happened.
Go to heaven for the climate and let the food fight it out inside.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ten thousand ways that won't work.
A world without nuclear weapons would eventually run out of other people's money.
It's better to be unhappy alone than staying home playing canasta with the girls.
You can't blame gravity for doing the same thing over and over again.
You must be the change making the whole world blind.
Do not go where the path may lead, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll have to pee on the electric fence.
Those who believe in telekinetics are here on Earth to fart around.
A house divided against itself can fool all of the people some of the time.
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