Enroll in high school, go on field trip, allow things to bite you. (Cancel gym membership - you won't need it.)
Have police commissioner dad, earn degree in library science, get job as head of Gotham library, align with wealthy crime fighter.
Become police scientist, work during thunderstorm, become bathed in chemicals, watch out for Wile E. Coyote.
Learn to fly airplanes, get job with Ferris Aircraft, be in the right place at the right time, inherit power ring from dying alien.
Become child acrobat, help masked crime fighter solve your parents' murder, be unreasonably cheerful given the circumstances, try not to make the whole thing creepy.
Escape dying planet, get adopted by Kansas farm couple, work as newspaper reporter, frequently strip in public.
Be born to warrior women, learn rope skills, overcome anxiety about being seen in a sitting position floating through the air.
Graduate medical school, take vacation to Norway, discover ancient hammer, defeat aliens.
Enroll in fine arts school, attempt to enlist in military, take experimental serum, punch Führer in face.
Go to Empire State U. on football scholarship, get engineering degree, build spaceship, go on to 'rocky' existence.
Earn degree in physics, work on experimental gamma bomb, get exposed to gamma radiation, try not to get angry but when you do - smash.
Earn admission to MIT at age 15, get physicist friend to make you magnetic chest plate, wear metal suit, hope suit doesn't become sentient.
Run away from orphanage and join carnival, become master archer, fall in love with Russian spy, decide to fly straight.
Win Nobel Prize in physics, get caught in nuclear accident with high school student, talk to yourself a lot.
Become biophysicist, discover chemical substance, invent insect controlling helmet, bug out a lot.
Maintain cover as insurance agent, sneak out at night to chill out with friend and show off strength. Absolutely no capes.
Jump from crashing plane with brother, run away from orphanage, generate concussive force from head. Maybe see an opthamologist about that.
Learn martial arts as Greek child, attend Columbia University, get job with crime lord but later join counter-terrorism agency instead.
Learn to play polo, attend Yale, save Earth from collision with Mongo, try not to get confused with guy who's just kinda fast.
Be an extraterrestrial plant, come to Earth, get eaten by termites, team up with a raccoon.
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Quiz Updated Oct 30, 2015
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