Dear Father Christmas, on Christmas morning please bring me the wealth of others so that I may give it to the poor of Nottingham.
Dear Santa, on Stardate 27980.82, please bring me peace between the Romulans and the Federation and a nice warm Tribble.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like a kite, several snappy sayings involving turkeys and a cure for gout.
Dear Babbo Natale, on Christmas I would like a charter from Queen Isabella and a passage to the West Indies.
Dear Ded Moroz, for Christmas I would like a nuclear arms reduction treaty and a hearty helping of Glasnost.
Dear St. Nick, for Christmas, I would like a house united, universal emancipation and tickets to a good show.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like a fat man, a little boy and a copy of the Bhagavad Gita.
Dear Santa, on Christmas please bring me a new pair of shoes, a bus ticket to Topeka and a large bucket of water.
Dear Nick, for Christmas I would like you to get home early and not eat so many cookies that you're sick on Boxing Day.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I'd like a dog named Checkers, a trade agreement with China and a tape recorder that doesn't work.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I order you to bring me the stolen plans, the location of the secret rebel base and a good job review from the Emperor.
Dear Father Christmas, please bring me some clever devices, a fast sports car and a martini -- shaken.
Dear Jultomten, please bring me a stable explosive, a prosperous oil field, and a series of eponymous awards.
Dear Swiety Mikolaj, for Christmas I would like quantity theory, a monetary policy and a heliocentric model of celestial motion.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I'd like a new printing press, the money to finish Xanadu and a new sled.
Dear Santa, vor Christmas I vould like a new cape, some SPF 100 sunblock and a gallon of O+.
Dear Santa, for Christmas please bring me a Delorean parts catalog, a flux capacitor and a bullet proof vest.
Dear Santa, please bring me a new machete, a working radio and a bigger boat.
Hejman
Quiz Updated Dec 13, 2014
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