I resolve to find my lightsaber and to get off this stupid lonely rock.
I resolve to get a bigger boat (and not bash in its radio).
I resolve to make only fabulous outfits, darling. But no matter what you say--no capes!
I resolve to have good personal hygiene, to keep my cutlery sharp, and to take very, very good care of mother.
I resolve to consult a dictionary frequently and to find the polydactyl swine who killed my father.
I resolve to get my birthday present back and learn some new, very tricksy riddles.
I resolve not to jump and to ring many, many bells.
I resolve to eat Reese's Pieces and to get a cell phone with unlimited LONG distance.
I resolve not to overreact, not to think people find me funny, and to make sure the hits are dead before I put them in the trunk.
I resolve to be a good student, to be a loyal brother, and to expand my sausage empire beyond Chicago.
I resolve to shop smart and to be groovy.
I resolve to drive more slowly, to wear my bullet-proof vest, and to recycle all my banana peels.
I resolve to make sure there's no gambling going on and to let Sam play.
I resolve to stay home at Christmas and to let the local police deal with terrorists and criminals.
I resolve to quit smoking, to drink fewer martinis, and to stop unnecessarily repeating things.
I resolve to address my ophidiophobia, to concentrate on teaching, and to get a new hat.
I resolve to tidy up around the house, to do more gardening, and to expand my knowledge of Broadway musicals.
I resolve not to play on the fire pole and to eat fewer marshmallows.
I resolve to be nice to dogs, to mentor local youth, and to observe the helium shortage.
I resolve to wear a poncho and to avoid kids from Kansas.
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Quiz Updated Jan 1, 2017
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