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Don't let seven men con you into cleaning their home. Never trust ugly, old women. Run away from your problems.
Crickets make bad protectors Beware of large aquatic mammals. Run away from your problems.
Maximize your physical abnormalities for profit. Trick your associates with fake magic to get them to do what you want. Drink away your problems.
Humans are evil. Earn love by defeating rivals in a show of force. Run away from your (burning) problems.
Step-relatives are evil. Always wear sensible (well-fitting) shoes. Run away from your problems.
Don't eat or drink foods that tell you to consume them. Queens are tyrannical. Shrink away from your problems.
Never smile at a crocodile. Mermaids are mean. Fly away from your problems.
Arranged marriages always work out perfectly. Fairies make bad parents. Hide your problems away in the forest.
Fur coats are evil. Dogs are good counters. Run away from your tormentors.
Watch out for amorous squirrels. And also for bacterial illnesses. Swim away from your problems.
Bears are lazy. Vultures make the best musicians. Run away from your problems.
The butler did it. With enough money, you can change your man. Ship your problems to Timbuktu.
All anthropomorphic bears have the same voice. Don't unite the poor in opposition to you. Flee from your problem into the forest.
It doesn't matter what you have to say, as long as you're pretty. One person's trash is another person's treasure. Swim away from your problems.
Be wary of singing townspeople. Nothing livens up an evening like a good angry mob. Incarcerate your problems in your castle.
Money isn't everything. But royalty is. Magic carpet away from your problems.
Life is better if you refuse to have any worries ever again. Revenge is a dish best served fiery hot. Run away from your problems.
Making fun of the disfigured makes you really popular among your peers. The legal concept of 'sanctuary' traces its roots to medieval European feudalistic legal systems. Hide your problems in a belfry.
Humans are evil. Gorillas are people, too. Swing away from your problems.
Crickets make bad protectors. Fireworks are for more than just celebrations. Ride away from your problems.
Princesses can fix anything. Love transcends the cosmos. Hop away from your problems.
When choosing weapons, consider kitchen supplies. Mother does not always know best. Run away from your problems.
Avoid long sea voyages. Reindeers are better than people. Run away from your problems.
Sheep are evil. In this day and age, everything is a recording device. Hop away from your problems.
An absence of heart corrupts. When something goes wrong, blame it on the pig. Sail away from your problems.
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