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Ask yourself 'What would Ted do?' Then do the opposite.
79.6%
Never meet a girl's parents.
78%
Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
75.5%
Never go out with a chick whose last name ends in a vowel.
70%
Never wear a brown belt with black shoes.
69.4%
Never meet a girl for lunch.
64.2%
Never wear a clip-on.
64.1%
Never trust a dude with hair past his shoulders.
63.1%
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Never enter a wine bar. They attract women over 30.
60%
If you're gonna get it on in a portable toilet, do it early in the day.
59%
Black tie is never optional.
57.9%
Never delete 'Total Recall' from your DVR.
47.7%
Never repeat yourself.
37%
Never use an airplane lavatory.
35%
Never run without stretching.
29%
Never pet a chicken.
27.1%
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