What do you guys do for fun around here?
How many Superman movies are there?
And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
How come you didn't go in to work today?
Leonard's had girls over before, right?
Hey guys. Are you having a good time?
So, how was paintball? Did you have fun?
Okay, I have a problem.
I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.
How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?
Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
He tried to explain it to me. I didn't really understand it...
I didn't get it, and I couldn't figure out why?
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Well, imagine how I'm feeling.
I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Okay sweetie, I'll take care of you. What do you need?
So you got a little competition. I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer in what group?
I've lost an entire day's pay thanks to this... this...
Why are you ignoring your sister?
Can you just let me in?
Do you understand the concept of blackmail?
You're his friend. Friends give each other presents.
It's a non-optional social convention.
Look, do you have a second?
Leonard might come home, can we talk in my apartment?
Wanna sit down?
Do you have anything to say that has anything to do with, you know, what I'm talking about?
I'm sorry, I don't get the point.
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