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Can you fill in the missing word to these Chuck Norris jokes?

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Chuck Norris can slap the ________ horseman.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the _______.
Chuck Norris swims to ____ from Florida.
When you put Chuck Norris in your ___, he's always right behind you.
Chuck Norris is the reason NWA ran Straight Outta _______.
As a kid, Chuck Norris made his dad go to his ____.
Chuck Norris threw a _______ and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
The _________ made Chuck Norris mad... Once!
When a zombie __________ starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris has a _____. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of ________.
Chuck Norris counted to ________. Twice.
_____ once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill ___ percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Chuck Norris puts the '________' in 'manslaughter'.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: 'What is courage?' He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his ____ at the top.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around, waiting for the _____ to stop.
There is no theory of _________, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is called _____.
Chuck Norris can cut a _____ with butter.
Chuck Norris can _____ French... In Russian.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a ____. By phone.
A bulletproof ____ wears Chuck Norris for protection.
The original title for AVP was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was canceled. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie that lasted only 14 _______.
Chuck Norris can kill your _________ friends.
Chuck Norris can hear ____ language.
Chuck Norris once went to Mars. That's why there are no signs of ____ on Mars.
Chuck Norris makes ______ cry.
Chuck Norris knows _________ secret.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a _______ contest.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your _____ will bleed.
The reason the __________ has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is _____.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the ___.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can _____ this.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not '_______' murder.
________ were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Before the _________ goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down '________' as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with ________.
Chuck Norris can do a _______ on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can kill two ______ with one bird.
Chuck Norris' _____ cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one _____ Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a ______.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her _________, he got it back.
Chuck Norris can speak _______.
Chuck refers to himself in the ______ person.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns ___________ isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong ______, you pick up the wrong phone.
Chuck actually ____ four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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