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Who am I kidding? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
Little Brother! Little Brother! Lil- Ahh, there you are!
YOU ARE A DISGRACE!
Got a girl back home who's none like any other.
I LIVE! So tell me what mortal needs my protection, great ancestor! You just say the word and I'm there!
'Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits.'
-You took away my victory! -No! I did.
You missed! How could you miss?!
You must be swift as the coursing river.
Ehh, you ain't work my time, chicken boy.
Look, this tatoo will protect me from harm.
This represents discipline, and this represents strength.
HELLO?! This is the army!
Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore.
-Stand aside! That creature is not worth protecting. -She's a hero!
-Great, she brings home a sword. If you ask me what she should have brought home is a ma... -Excuse me? Does Fa Mulan live here?
Would you like to stay for dinner?
Come on... who did a good job? Come on, tell me who did a good job.
Silence! We will send the most powerful of all.
WHAT?! What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me?
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Of course! I'm travel size for your convenience.
Now add a cricket, just for luck.
Father, I bring you the sword of Shan Yu.
-So you'll die for honor? -I will die doing what's right!
You must go after her! She could be killed!
-What's your name? -Uh... -Your commanding officer just asked you a question!
This guy's got 'em scared to death.
The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass.
I knew it! I knew it! That Mulan was a trouble-maker from the start.