Winter is almost here, and I have an entire village to feed!
This isn't a joke, Hiccup!
I couldn't kill him because...
This is Berk. It's 12 days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death.
Is this some kind of a joke to you?
So anyway, uh, I moved into my parents' basement.
You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...
You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game!
'Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring!
Stay out of my way!
I screwed up. I should have told you before now.
Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?
Wait, you mean, read?
My father told me to bang my head against a rock, and I did it.
Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste!
Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.
It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
They've killed hundreds of us!
If you want to get out there and fight dragons, you have to stop being all... this.
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