| Quotes | Character | Episode |
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| 'I'm Beyonce, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!' | |
| 'Who is Josh Groban? Kill yourself!' | |
| 'Let's have some girl talk, manhands.' | |
| 'A few years ago, I started a online flirtation with a high school flame Andy. Things got weird and I called it off and two months later Versace was dead.' | |
| 'Put that in your pipe and smoke it.' | |
| 'I got this book at the library. Did you know you can just borrow books from there?' | |
| 'I think Mr. Schuester is trying to use irony to enhance the performance.' | |
| 'And you wanna know why? I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but imagine birds laying sulfurous eggs in there.' | |
| | Quotes | Character | Episode |
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| 'Let's just say that my dads are going to have to dip into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy.' | |
| 'They're going to throw fruit at us, and I just had a facial!' | |
| 'I-I-I think we got this one Miss Sylvester.' | |
| 'It's over the counter, it's safe.' | |
| 'That Rachel girl makes me want to light myself on fire but she can sing.' | |
| 'Oh Sue, I put that video on Youtube myself. And it only got 2 hits!' | |
| 'You're not always going to be the star. But I'll do my best to make sure you're always having fun.' | |
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