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Can you name the Simpsons character from the memorable quote?

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'Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work'
'Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?'
'Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear...They remained the best of friends for years and years and years.'
'All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.'
'As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.'
'All right listen up you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You're gonna have to shut your stinking traps and behave, damn it. This is one substitute you're not gonna screw with!'
'Uh oh, my heart just stopped...oh there it goes.'
'Let's bee friends' It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it.
'I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for Pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!!'
'Let's go. If I'm not back at the home by 9 they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!'
'Ho, their flower power is no match for my glower power!'
'Bake him away, toys.'
'By the way, congratulations on the new job, Homer.'
'Up and atom!'
'Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, 'The Never-Ending Story'.'
'Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded'.
'Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house'
'We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights, so now we just have the red and yellow lights'
'Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on you house.'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!'
QuotesCharacter
'Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or just squabble and waste time?'
'I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.'
'Don't thank me, thank the knife!'
'Remeber, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
'Stan Lee never left, and I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.'
'The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.'
'These t-shirts are 100% cotton. And look at the fine stitching on 'dope'.
'No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'
'Crack that whip...licorice whip!'
'Gimme the ball! The punch has been spiked!'
'I'll strike where you canna protect them...in their dreams!'
'I don't get mad, I get stabby'
Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!'
'Aw, man, he's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates. Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.'
'Okay, okay, okay not your fault, its a bird thing, you don't control the birds, you will someday, but not now.'
'Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?'
'I can't go on, you two go ahead...and carry me with you!'
'Uh, yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Uh, can I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?...All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.'
'I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.'
You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you?'

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