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Can you name the Simpsons character from the memorable quote?

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'I can't go on, you two go ahead...and carry me with you!'
'Let's go. If I'm not back at the home by 9 they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!'
'I don't get mad, I get stabby'
Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!'
'Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?'
'I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.'
'Bake him away, toys.'
'Gimme the ball! The punch has been spiked!'
'Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear...They remained the best of friends for years and years and years.'
'Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?'
'All right listen up you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You're gonna have to shut your stinking traps and behave, damn it. This is one substitute you're not gonna screw with!'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!'
'Crack that whip...licorice whip!'
'Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, 'The Never-Ending Story'.'
'Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or just squabble and waste time?'
'Okay, okay, okay not your fault, its a bird thing, you don't control the birds, you will someday, but not now.'
'Up and atom!'
'Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house'
'I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.'
'By the way, congratulations on the new job, Homer.'
QuotesCharacter
'I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for Pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!!'
'We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights, so now we just have the red and yellow lights'
'Uh oh, my heart just stopped...oh there it goes.'
'Aw, man, he's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates. Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.'
'I'll strike where you canna protect them...in their dreams!'
'Let's bee friends' It says bee and there's a picture of a bee on it.
You wrecked Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you?'
'Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on you house.'
'As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.'
'No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'
'Uh, yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Uh, can I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?...All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.'
'Don't thank me, thank the knife!'
'All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.'
'The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.'
'Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded'.
'Stan Lee never left, and I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.'
'Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work'
'Ho, their flower power is no match for my glower power!'
'These t-shirts are 100% cotton. And look at the fine stitching on 'dope'.
'Remeber, if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

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