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QuoteFalstaff or false?Source
‘Tis no sin for a man to labor in his vocation.
Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!
I will make it felony to drink small beer.
Lechery, lechery, still wars and lechery! Nothing else holds fashion.
Regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one.
I owe her money – and whether she be damned for that, I know not.
We have heard the chimes at midnight.
God bless those pagans.
Heavens defend me from that Welsh fairy, lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!
If I had a thousand sons, the first humane principle I would teach them should be to forswear thin potations and addict themselves to sack.
This same young sober-blooded boy doth not love me, nor a man cannot make him laugh; but that’s no marvel, he drinks no wine.
I hate a drunken rogue.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
You may know by my size that I have a kind of alacrity in sinking.
The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!
His wit’s as thick as Tewkesbury mustard.
QuoteFalstaff or false?Source
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.
These clothes are good enough to drink in; and so be these boots too.
If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked!
There was never virgin got till virginity was first lost.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Fornication – but that was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead.
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
The better part of valor is discretion; in the which better part I have saved my life.
Have I lived to stand at the taunt of one that makes fritters of English?
Indeed, indeed, repentance oft before I swore – but was I sober when I swore?
Thou knowest I am as valiant as Hercules, but beware instinct: the lion will not touch the true prince.
Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
I dispraised him before the wicked – that the wicked might not fall in love with thee.
To beer – which causeth and resolveth all of life’s troubles.
Thou base football-player!
Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world.

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