Fun hint! | |
Like the floor level in Being John Malkovich...only higher! | |
1. 'Grrrr!' 2. 'Grrrr!' 3. 'Grrrr!' 4. 'Grrrr!' 5. 'Grrrr!' 6. 'Grrrr!' 7. 'Grrrr!' 8. 'Grrrr!' 9. 'Grrrr!' 10. 'Grrrr!' 11. 'Grrrr!' 12. 'Grrrr!' | |
OK, so maybe they didn't end civilization - but they did give us AIDS! | |
A joint about going to the joint | |
VERY historically inaccurate | |
You'll never be real, slugger. Plus, Jude Law's character has been dead the whole time. | |
Sex! Drugs! Twins! | |
But not like they mean on Cinemax... | |
Sundance Kid catches a crook | |
They're real. And they're spectacular. | |
'I am a golden god.' | |
Stop prancing around and giggling, you little nelly! | |
God, don't be sad and turn into a puddle of water, you stupid Frenchie! | |
Stop following me around, plastic bag! Aaaahhhh! | |
Michael Vick's favorite movie ever | |
'I forgot my mantra.' | |
Like one isn't enough of a headache already. | |
Awww, look at Morpheus - he was so cute when he was 14! | |
Don't worry, Sandra Bullock - your husband is safe and sound. | |
The wave of the future. The wave of the future. The wave of the future. The wave of the future. | |
36 seconds of silence. | |
'He's a man! We wrestled!' | |
Stop growling at me and just fight crime! | |
Yeah, that's called 'night.' | |
Authorities! Seize these Asian teenagers at once! | |
Hey, bring that back! My poor post-war family is starving! Jerk! | |
This movie achieves. | |
Horse racing? Jeez, what are you talking about, Lauren Bacall? It's not sex, is it? | |
Awesomest hand-stabbing scene of all-time. | |
The 14-inch schlong. | |
Lesbian criminals! Wheeeeee! | |
'We're all in this together.' | |
Chinese stereotypes are hilarious! Thanks, Mickey Rooney! | |
Jump cuts! | |
Strong houses are made of this! | |
'You promised me if I came in late you'd fire me! You promised!' | |
'I've gone GAY all of a sudden!' | |
Greatest helium gag ever. | |
'You're a terrible actress.' | |
The beautiful friendship. | |
Sharon Stone copulates a midget. | |
Caught you! | |
'You're a fascist pig.' | |
Ewww, gross, John Huston! | |
The Ghostbusters cartoon series did a hilarious parody of the ending of this movie. Or at least I thought it was funny when I was 8. Before I realized I, too, had lost my childhood | |
The 2016 Olympics will be SO sweet if there's a gang war! | |
I'm siiiiiingin' in the rain.... | |
More like the color black. | |
Like the way I feel about Glenn Beck. | |
'A strange man defecated on my sister.' | |
Haha, Stephen Rea! She's packing heat! | |
Gross, Cate Blanchett - you're in love with a baby! Pedophile! | |
Jack Bauer is an EXCELLENT psychiatrist. | |
Uh.... Submarine. Yeah. | |
Zombie babies in blenders! | |
Ten commandments, ten movies. | |
Like what you did in English class, but with Woody Allen. | |
Like the ending of '187,' but not retarded. | |
Just keep your fat little fingers underneath the table and the shooters won't see you! | |
All he wants is some extra cheese, Sal. | |
Attica! | |
Very straightforward dialogue, with no double meanings at all. | |
'You're going to bring him in here? But he'll see the Big Board!' | |
'I'm not a cross dresser. I'm a transvestite!' | |
Meet me in Montauk. | |
Rofl, split pea soup vomit. | |
Orson Welles is....magic! | |
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Like five answers ago, but not a comedy. | |
You betcha! | |
Ask any sports fan to name a movie. There's your answer. | |
I just broke Rule No. 1. | |
Flying circus, underwater. | |
Just deliver Spain from bondage already, Hugh! | |
'We'll always be friends, forever.' Definitely Kurt Russell's finest hour. | |
Midgets! | |
My mouth is NOT filled with cunny juice. I'm just groggy. | |
What's this obsession with trains, Buster? | |
Danny DeVito is every bit as menacing as John Travolta, no? | |
A pair of jeans on the sidewalk. | |
Maybe Joaquin wasn't acting after all... | |
I want that set of steak knives. | |
Name the first movie that pops in your head. | |
That carrot looks delicious! Eat it, you hussy! | |
Sounds kinda like the Dating Game, only with guns. | |
Awww, now he's got to live the rest of his life like a schnook. | |
The butler did it? | |
Michael Caine got an Oscar! Cute! | |
Wheeee, let's run around and play in a field! Wheeeee! | |
Finally, the franchise gets a competent director. | |
'What F***ing Ian guy??!!' | |
Hey look, it's Juwan Howard and Jalen Rose! | |
'Arrest me! I'm a slasher!' | |
Irish immigrants have such amusing lives! | |
Cold-blooded killers have such amusing stories! | |
I need a cigarette. | |
Vin Diesel's finest hour. | |
Stop pointing that gun at Samuel L. Jackson's testicles, Pam. | |
The butler did it. He was on the grassy knoll, you see. | |
You uncultured swine have never seen this movie. But the poster appeared in Vanilla Sky. | |
Amy Adams before she was famous. | |
You're never going to believe this, but Edward G. Robinson plays a gangster. | |
Robert Evans, you're too humble! | |
It would be even more poignant if he was on top of the World Trade Center at the end. | |
Anita Ekberg's rack. | |
DDL actually became an American Indian for this movie. | |
No more movies, EVER? Nooooo! | |
Ziggy Stardust-Pilate. | |
No, it's NOT a Japanese movie. | |
Come on, it's Elisabeth Shue! What more are you waiting for?! | |
The glorious debut of glorious Chev. | |
Stop trying to read Bill Murray's lips at the end! It won't work! | |
Do you want them to eat souffle every meal and croissant? | |
Hey, frogs! Cute! | |
It's just a stupid bird statue, jeez! | |
Well then where was he? | |
Whoa, that deck of cards is HUGE! | |
'This was his town.' | |
Actually, full of heroin pellets. | |
Including the name that is inversely responsible for the most powerful woman on television. | |
007, but drunk and depressed. | |
Cowboys and hookers! | |
'Jap adapters?' | |
'I have this condition...' | |
'Look into your heart...' | |
Can you see? | |
So good, I wanted Chapter Five. | |
'I'm 37. I'm not old!' | |
Jews kicking ass! | |
'I haven't had this much action since I was a boy scout leader!' | |
Instead of a gangster, Ray Liotta turned into a crooked cop. | |
Country music has never been more awesome. | |
Is this like an extension of Woody's character from Cheers? Sad! | |
Yeah, I'm mad, too, but I'm just going to sit here and take it. | |
The most ominous final steps in movie history. | |
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Vivaldi's Four Seasons has never been so cringe-inducing. | |
Yeah, but that still doesn't defend you naming names, Elia. | |
Like a fairy tale, but with prohibition and gangsters | |
Like a fairy tale, but with mercenaries, revenge and Claudia Cardinale | |
Think of an imaginary World Series game | |
Whoa, waterfalls are dangerous! Good thing he caught her! | |
Whoa, Scary Don Cheadle, you're usually so warm and fuzzy! | |
The last meal before the execution looked DELICIOUS. | |
Those photographs are filthy, young lady! | |
It's actually a famous symbol, not a word. | |
If you say this fast, it sounds like 'penis.' | |
Don't die so gracefully, Willem! | |
Inconceivable! | |
Springtime for ... well, you know. | |
The Pop Tart scene | |
Jeez, Mormon mattress salesmen are dangerous! | |
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss. | |
Like what Vantage Point thought it was doing, only not completely retarded. | |
Raymond Burr, if you mess with Grace Kelly, I'm going to kick your a**! | |
Norwegian angst! | |
Gross, Jared Leto, what's wrong with your arm?! | |
I especially like Jeff Goldblum's running feet. | |
You're never going to believe this, but Dean Martin is drunk again! | |
Stop trying to kill Tom Hanks, old man! | |
Oh, Audrey - like no one can tell you're a princess? | |
That's a sweet painting on your wall, Owen. | |
Hepburn/Huston/Bogart > Ormond/Kinnear/Ford | |
Didn't you guys ever see the Bourne movies? Little Matt can save himself! | |
Jeez, stop killing so many Jews! | |
Denis Leary is toothless. And awesome. | |
Also an episode title in Season 2 of 30 Rock. | |
'Her pretty head.' | |
Brooks was here. | |
John Wayne = total bigot. | |
Great, now everyone thinks they're a wine expert because they saw this movie. Congratulations. | |
SNL alums LOVE doing Scottish accents. | |
Black and white and red all over. | |
Make 'em laugh .... and sing, of course. | |
Twist ending!! | |
You can't understand a word Brad's saying. | |
Two versions. One Russian, one American. | |
Hitchcock + Dali = | |
Gross, little kid, stop smearing it all over the library! | |
Obviously it was only a matter of time before all those metal tools fell out of the loaf of bread, idiot! | |
She's ready for her close-up. | |
'I'm the best guitarist in the world. Except for this gypsy in France.' | |
Probably brings back memories for Reagan. | |
Just pretend the next two sequels never happened. | |
Milkshakes are delicious! Get your own! | |
Hey, Orson, what's wrong with the cuckoo clock?! | |
The sequels wll be Green, Orange and Purple. | |
Thrice | |
'I opened the box - there was nothing inside!' | |
All he wants is a baseball field for the kids! | |
Dead babies on the ceiling! Wheeeee! | |
The Tour de France is MUCH easier to handicap if it's in your own secret room. | |
Good afternoon, good evening and good night. | |
Daniel Day Lewis' method acting for this movie probably consisted of porking tons of Russian chicks. | |
Hilarious 9/11 fun! | |
No, he's not dead this time. But he IS a superhero. | |
Clint's going to teach you about manhood. | |
Don't look down! | |
You never forget your first time. Unless you're dead and didn't have a first time. | |
What's the difference between partly cloudy and mostly sunny? | |
Toon in for this one! (rofl!) | |
Everybody do the chameleon! | |
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