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QuoteBand Member
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Direction One!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
''s a man's world.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'We don't take showers!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
QuoteBand Member
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I've got four nipples.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'AHH! The light!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'A triangle!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'You horrible man!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
QuoteBand Member
'I'm a song!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'What is porn?'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Will you marry me?'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Vas happenin!'
'We're the four best friends!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I can wrap a present...'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I split my trousers!'
'Sorry Mum!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
''No' Jimmy protested.'

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