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QuoteBand Member
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'A triangle!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
''s a man's world.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Sorry Mum!'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Wrong answer!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'What is porn?'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I split my trousers!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
QuoteBand Member
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Will you marry me?'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'3, apple, game!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'We're the four best friends!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I've got four nipples.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'We don't take showers!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
QuoteBand Member
'Let's do this poo!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I like rabbits!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Vas happenin!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'You horrible man!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'AHH! The light!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I'm a song!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Direction One!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'

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