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QuoteBand Member
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'AHH! The light!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'What is porn?'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'You horrible man!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Vas happenin!'
QuoteBand Member
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'We don't take showers!'
'I'd be invisible.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I split my trousers!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I like rabbits!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Direction One!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I'm a song!'
'A triangle!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Fluffy, was it?'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
''s a man's world.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
QuoteBand Member
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'3, apple, game!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'

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