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QuoteBand Member
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Direction One!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I split my trousers!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'm a song!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Vas happenin!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'What is porn?'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
QuoteBand Member
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I don't wear socks.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'AHH! The light!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'We don't take showers!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Wrong answer!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'You horrible man!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I'd be invisible.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
QuoteBand Member
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'A triangle!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
''s a man's world.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'3, apple, game!'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I've got four nipples.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'

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