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QuoteBand Member
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
''s a man's world.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'You horrible man!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'What is porn?'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I split my trousers!'
QuoteBand Member
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Vas happenin!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I'm a song!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'We don't take showers!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Direction One!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
QuoteBand Member
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Wrong answer!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'AHH! The light!'
'Will you marry me?'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'3, apple, game!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'A triangle!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'

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