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QuoteBand Member
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
''s a man's world.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'3, apple, game!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'What is porn?'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
QuoteBand Member
'...big issues in that lower department...'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'You horrible man!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Will you marry me?'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I like rabbits!'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'A triangle!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Vas happenin!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
QuoteBand Member
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I split my trousers!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Wrong answer!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'm a song!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Direction One!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'

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