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QuoteBand Member
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I'm a song!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Direction One!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'A triangle!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Will you marry me?'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'You horrible man!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I split my trousers!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
QuoteBand Member
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'What is porn?'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
QuoteBand Member
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Vas happenin!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I like rabbits!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
''s a man's world.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'3, apple, game!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Wrong answer!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'

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