Heeeeeere’s Johnny
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape
You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland
Now you come to me and you say, ‘Don Corleone, give me justice'
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'
My husband, your boss, told you to take me out
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working
I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours
Duder or His Dudeness or El Duderino
Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
He slimed me
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley
We're on a mission from God
I can't believe I just gave my panties to a geek
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Inconceivable!
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?
It’s just a flesh wound
You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend
I know what you’re thinking: Did he fire six shots or only five?
Mother
mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn’t quite herself today
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son
Flick
Quiz Updated Dec 26, 2014
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