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Which Young Ones character said each quote? (M)ike, (N)eil, (R)ick, (V)yvyan, or (O)ther

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Quote(M)ike (N)eil (R)ick (V)yvyan (O)ther
It is proved that ants are highly intelligent, with a well-ordered society. The last thing they'd go to would be discos.
If anybody gets attacked by the vampire, then we'll know that they're a sissy virgin. (God, I hope snogging with SPG counts)
Hands up! Who likes me?
Don’t look at me. I’m irrelevant.
Hi, girls! Do you want to see how many press-ups I can do?
Cough! Cough! Splutter! Cor, an exploding front door! Stone the crows, the missus will never believe this 'un.
I know what you're thinking, baby. And if I was to tell, you'd think I was talking in centimetres.
This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
We can do just exactly whatever we want to do! And you know why? Because we're Young Ones. Bachelor boys! Crazy, mad, wild-eyed, big-bottomed anarchists!
I don't think it's really smart or clever to drink actually. I want to stay in control.
It's a potion I've invented. When the patient drinks it, he turns into an axe-wielding, homicidal maniac. It's basically a cure. For not being an axe-wielding, homicidal maniac.
Strange things keep happening... Furniture keeps disappearing. Plates keep moving about. The table is shrinking. And last night, I found my guitar on the fire.
Yeah, this complete stranger came up to me, and called me smelly!
[Where's your license?] As the eunuch said to Mussolini, 'I haven't got one, and if I did, I wouldn't show it to you!'
Dust off the duvet, lads. I'll handle this.
Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
It's a telescope - a telescope with a mouse in it - brilliant!
Can you, like, actually kill yourself with laxative pills?
Don't blame me, I didn't cook it.
[you never told us your mother was a bartender] --Well, she was a shoplifter when I knew her.
That's a really negative way to kill yourself... I've tried it, hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail.
No one ever says my name.
Is it really necessary to have the light on when you're in the bath? …what are you planning to do, photosynthesize?
Marrow... Meringue... Boomerang... Long, blue boomerang...
This world is like a burnt steak. Small, tough, and the chips are always stacked against you.
I'm standing up here on this scaffolding because that's what this program is all about -- shock!

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