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Which Young Ones character said each quote? (M)ike, (N)eil, (R)ick, (V)yvyan, or (O)ther

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Quote(M)ike (N)eil (R)ick (V)yvyan (O)ther
Strange things keep happening... Furniture keeps disappearing. Plates keep moving about. The table is shrinking. And last night, I found my guitar on the fire.
[Where's your license?] As the eunuch said to Mussolini, 'I haven't got one, and if I did, I wouldn't show it to you!'
That's a really negative way to kill yourself... I've tried it, hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail.
I'm standing up here on this scaffolding because that's what this program is all about -- shock!
Hi, girls! Do you want to see how many press-ups I can do?
Cough! Cough! Splutter! Cor, an exploding front door! Stone the crows, the missus will never believe this 'un.
Dust off the duvet, lads. I'll handle this.
This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Is it really necessary to have the light on when you're in the bath? …what are you planning to do, photosynthesize?
Can you, like, actually kill yourself with laxative pills?
I know what you're thinking, baby. And if I was to tell, you'd think I was talking in centimetres.
[you never told us your mother was a bartender] --Well, she was a shoplifter when I knew her.
Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
This world is like a burnt steak. Small, tough, and the chips are always stacked against you.
Don't blame me, I didn't cook it.
It's a potion I've invented. When the patient drinks it, he turns into an axe-wielding, homicidal maniac. It's basically a cure. For not being an axe-wielding, homicidal maniac.
We can do just exactly whatever we want to do! And you know why? Because we're Young Ones. Bachelor boys! Crazy, mad, wild-eyed, big-bottomed anarchists!
Marrow... Meringue... Boomerang... Long, blue boomerang...
Hands up! Who likes me?
I don't think it's really smart or clever to drink actually. I want to stay in control.
It's a telescope - a telescope with a mouse in it - brilliant!
Don’t look at me. I’m irrelevant.
Yeah, this complete stranger came up to me, and called me smelly!
If anybody gets attacked by the vampire, then we'll know that they're a sissy virgin. (God, I hope snogging with SPG counts)
It is proved that ants are highly intelligent, with a well-ordered society. The last thing they'd go to would be discos.
No one ever says my name.

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