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Can you name the source of these words of wisdom: Homer Simpson ('H') or Peter Griffin ('P')?

Quiz Updated Apr 30, 2016

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See, (daughter), things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Oh my god, (friend), there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
We're officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
(Son), everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
Now kids, Daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
(Boss), I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.
Aw, c'mon (wife), isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
Step aside, its time for me to do my fatherly duty. Haha I said duty, but no time to laugh about it now.
Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'?
People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
I think (boss) picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
'To Start Press Any Key.' Where's the 'ANY' key?
(Daughter), if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
(Daughter), vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, (wife). You're my silver medal.
All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, (wife).
Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... 'the'.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
To you she may be worth a million dollars. But to me she's worthless!
(Son), with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
If by 'read', you mean 'imagine the naked lady', then yes.

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