Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin

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Can you name the source of these words of wisdom: Homer Simpson ('H') or Peter Griffin ('P')?

Updated Feb 14, 2014

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Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... 'the'.
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, (wife).
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
See, (daughter), things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, (wife). You're my silver medal.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Step aside, its time for me to do my fatherly duty. Haha I said duty, but no time to laugh about it now.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
(Son), everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
(Son), with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
We're officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
'To Start Press Any Key.' Where's the 'ANY' key?
Oh my god, (friend), there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.
(Daughter), vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
I think (boss) picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
To you she may be worth a million dollars. But to me she's worthless!
Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
(Boss), I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
If by 'read', you mean 'imagine the naked lady', then yes.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Now kids, Daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
(Daughter), if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened.
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
Aw, c'mon (wife), isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'?

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