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Can you name the source of these words of wisdom: Homer Simpson ('H') or Peter Griffin ('P')?

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Step aside, its time for me to do my fatherly duty. Haha I said duty, but no time to laugh about it now.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Aw, c'mon (wife), isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
(Boss), I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.
(Daughter), if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, (wife).
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
(Son), everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
(Daughter), vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Now kids, Daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'?
We're officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
'To Start Press Any Key.' Where's the 'ANY' key?
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened.
Oh my god, (friend), there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
If by 'read', you mean 'imagine the naked lady', then yes.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
(Son), with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
I think (boss) picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, (wife). You're my silver medal.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... 'the'.
Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
To you she may be worth a million dollars. But to me she's worthless!
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
See, (daughter), things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
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