I'm gonna go to Shinjuku to murder Izaya for a bit.
Hito rabu!
Ah hah hah. Go dive chest-first in a clay ice shaver, Izaya.
I'd suggest you go with mud wrestling.
I have seen the face of hell.
No way! I'm not that bad a guy!
'That computer thingy'...? Aozaki-san, what kind of era do you think you're living in?
Who knows? Anything and everything can happen in this town.
The fact that you had to explain the joke shows how lame it was.
Even those two, who look like people you'd see anywhere on an ordinary day, have secrets.
I can't believe they're still filming this.
Yo yo yoooooo! Hey, man!
See? I told you she's a tsundere!
IIIIIII-ZAAAAAA-YAAAAA-KUUUUUUUN!!!!!
On the surface, light and shadow are polar opposites, yet, like a pair of love birds they never appear without each other!
I don't like you, but as long as I look at you I will never forget my love for her. So I will accept your love.
Hit him.
That punch was a substitute for our marriage kiss, okay?
I'm not moving an inch until I've solved the mystery of the male nipples! This is my war!
They called me a monster.
Am I... being ignored?
Can you actually kill people? With your own hands, can you kill them?
Don't underestimate the Traffic Police Force, monster!
It's okay. Our sushi is made out of fish. No human, not even on half-price days!
Are you getting how I'm being sarcastic here?
If it's okay, I have a favor to ask: If I get arrested for murder today, tell Mr. Manager to just go about things as if I were fired yesterday.
I have all the pawns I need...
At Christmas the Japanese are especially big on cakes, and on the streets all kinds of cakes send tantalizing smells to my nasal cavity.
He's so strong... No, he's terrifying... No, he's awesome!
I felt my body tremble as I sensed that a new world was opening up to me.
Even with what you and I already know about him... it could turn out that sempai... had far from shown us his true character.
You're a much quieter kid than I imagined. Or maybe kids like you are much more dangerous nowadays.
The only thing you can rely on to have your dreams realized is power.
I also... swore to myself I wouldn't go over to that side again.
It's so much easier to live while depending on someone.
Nothing ever happens. Nothing ever changes.
I'm also not kind enough to stop someone who wants to die.
My parents are completely ordinary people. Except for when it comes to the taste in children's names, that is.
It's kinda scary how much people trust me.
If you burn them, of course they become trash. Clean that up.
Would you please refrain from using me to comfort your ego just because everybody in the chatroom but you has friends to eat hotpot with?
I've been telling people I was 21 for ages - or were you under the impression that I would just feed them my real personal information for free?
I called your friend. The one who isn't Shizuo.
I feel like we hear the phrase 'love and justice' a lot, but no one seems to ever mention 'love and evil'. An evil guys whose love is deeper than the ocean.
I came back stronger every time. Shinra says... you know what? Screw what he says! I CAME BACK STRONGER EVERY TIME!
I'm... flying...
You'll find a cute girlfriend sooner or later. You've got a face like your top idol brother's after all.
DAMMIT! THERE'S TOO MANY MESSAGES!!! IT WON'T STOP BEEPING AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!! I CAN'T READ THEM FAST ENOUGH!
One second he's dumb as an ox and the next he's sharp as a whip... that's why I hate him so much.
Don't worry, Izaya and I are friends. What he told you is a misunderstanding. In fact, I'm going to sort out this misunderstanding right now.
If you guys do decide that we're your enemy... if you want a fight, you'll get one.
When you wake up, tell the boss that I quit!
Which one is better — Fans/Trolls or Trolls/Fans?
Are we assuming that's yaoi or yuri? That's important. Very important!
I'd glare at you, but they're closed!
I love you. I love you. I love you.
Have you ever killed people? I have.
Turning LEFT!
I'm going to beat you up once I receive my salary.
I am so in love with the scars on your neck...
You can love all the other girls you want, and I don't care. In the end you'll love me more than you love them.
You can always come home to me, Masaomi. Don't forget that. But I won't be able to help your friends. That's something only you can do, isn't it?
The kid's not a dog, and he's not on anyone's side to begin with. You try talking to him and you'll know. He's far more normal than you may think.
I'm just not good at fighting.
You know it's a bad idea to swerve dangerously next to a cop with his lights off. Don't screw with the traffic cops, boy.
As for girls, there is no limit on how many I can go out with, so keep it in mind when you confess your love!
We're one person. You're insulting the real pairs in this world by saying we're a pair. Though none of them are here to hear you, you should still apologize to them.
Parental ties, already severed. Next meeting, one of us will die. Pity, pity.
Vorona... has more loveliness, more intellect, and more knowledge at her disposal than anyone else in this place...
Hell if that wasn't the most enjoyable fight I've had in years. He was nicer than I expected, too.
...I was a fool to send you on a spying mission.
I dunno who it could have been, but I'm sure they just told him some things, and didn't physically help him.
Honestly, you need to stop that. A kid needs to learn to play only in his little garden... in Ikebukuro. Because If he runs outside, you never know when he might get hurt!
But no problem, you still have two cute little sisters. I think they're called Kururi-chan and Mairu-chan, if I'm not very much mistaken?
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