-Are we awake? -We're not sure. Are we ____?
-Hello, handsome, is that a ____ hat or are you just enjoying the show?
-I must have ____ more men than Cecil B. DeMille.
-Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me, they always hound me, with one wequest. Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I'm not a ____. I need some we...est.
-Stampeding cattle. -That's not much of a crime. -Through the ____? -Kinky...sign here.
-You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...____.
-Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundert an' ____.
-Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar ____.
-They said you was ____. -And they was right.
-As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a ____ and hearty handshake to our new
-The town saloon was always lively, but never nasty or obscene. Behind the bar stood ____ Johnson. He always kept things nice and clean.
-Would you like another schnitzengruben? -No, thank you; ____ is my limit on schnitzengruben.
-My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a ____ vapor of invention.
-We'll head them off at the pass! -Head them off at the pass? I hate that ____.
-We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and ____.
-____. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in.
-They hit Buddy! Come on, ____!
-Mongo no go. Mongo stay with Sherrif Bart. Sherrif Bart first man ever ____ Mongo. Mongo impressed. Have deep feelings for Sherrif Bart.
-The ____'s going to... I mean, the sheriff's going to do it!
-Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane ____.
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