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Can you name the Bible books by their famous verses translated into LOLCat?
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Oh hai. You want moar? You can has it!: http://www.sporcle.com/games/Esme/moar_lolcat_bible
Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
But teh Spiritz froot iz luv, joyness, peec, beeyin kind, beeyin good, keepin teh fayth, treetin ppl gently, and keepin contrl of urself.
Den Moses sed to Joshua 'be braev cuz dese peeps was promisd da land. Dun be a pussy.'
Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!
Ceiling Cat iz liek 'i 4 i, fnag 4 fang' but im liek if bad kittehz spank u, turn otehr cheek.
theres a tiemz 4 lollin and a tiemz 4 not lollin so much.
Trust in teh Ceiling Cat wif all ur heartsez an trust not yurselves' nolleges.
Remembur Caturday An keep holy. U ketch mousies 6 dais An finish ketchin, K?
An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
Dere iz onli wun Ceiling Cat, an he wil taek caer of evribodi, Joos an Gentiles both.
Ai can be doin any tingzes wif Ceiling Cat dat be givin me dem strengthez.
Ceiling Cat clearly maed gurl and boy kittehs in teh beginnin...Ceiling Cat made em wun.
Let him kiss me wit da kissus of hiz mouf i wuv hees mouf kissus--for ur luv be moar delitefool den cheezbugrz.
'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!'
Fayth be liek da real stuffs underz da stffs ur hopin for and da proofs of stuf u cant seez (evn us kittehs and we seez in teh dark).
No can has ghey... srsly. srry, but no.
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