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Is that how you say hello where you come from?
So, do you have any regrets?
I'm not great at farewells, so uh, that'll do pig.
Who's Bill Murray?
You got taken hostage by a twelve year old?
You see? You just can't trust anyone.
Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.
Okay. Let me begin my three part apology by saying that I think you're a wonderful human, with great potential.
There are no penguins on the North Pole.
Oh, this is so exciting. You're about to learn who you're gonna call.
No Twinkies.
Are you one of those guys who tries to one-up everybody else's story?
Here's the deal: I'm not easy to get along with.
I could tell she knew what I was feeling.
You see, that's why I don't let people close.
Who's Gandhi?
Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.