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Oh, we don't accept American currency, sir.
Look a clock.
History began July 4th, 1776.
I warned you.
I have no idea how to run a nonprofit.
What else does your family own?
She's the worst person I've ever met.
Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon.
I am not a sore loser.
I will leave my children $50 a piece.
There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do, nothing bad can happen to me.
Today is Leslie's last day as a counselor, so everyone needs to be extra supportive.
Babe, wake up!
Ann's leaving town. Ann's saying painful goodbyes.
I got you a going away present.
Snakejuice!
He now has that look that only comes with the pride of labor... Or he pooped.
My son is several weeks old.
Now is lady time.
I didn't actually sell my last car.
I don't know who Al Gore is.
Look what they did to Pheebo!
Good, I hate paperwork.
Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question.
- Will you go to the prom with me? - Why I thought you'd never ask.
I'm just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks!
- You know when you go to the ATM and get money... Is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money? - No.
Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me.
I'll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl.
I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
Your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person.
I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him!
What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
- You ready? - Not at all.
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