| Restaurant Order | Movie |
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| 'I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.' | |
| 'Can you make an egg-white omelet, but with shallots, but with the shallots very lightly browned, very little olive oil, and no salt.' | |
| 'I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken-salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken.' | |
| (two characters) Dry white toast, four whole fried chickens and a Coke | |
| 'A double-thick roast-beef sandwich, medium rare, on rye bread, with mustard on the top, mayonnaise on the bottom, coffee hot-fudge sundae with a large bottle of diet anything.' | |
| 'I'd like the chef's salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side, and the apple pie a la mode, but I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top.' | |
| 'Two fried eggs, two poached eggs, two scrambled eggs, and two medium-boiled eggs, and two hard-boiled eggs. Make that three hard-boiled eggs. And eight pieces of French pastry.' | |
| (two characters) 'While you're at it, make me the special. And hold the gravy! You know what? On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie. Can I order the potatoes as a side dish? | |
| 'I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel.' | |
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