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If you pick up a starving ___ and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a ___ and a man.
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is _____. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
_________? No, it is not _________. If God is as vast as that, he is above _________; if He is as little as that, He is beneath it.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself as a ____.
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a ____. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.
It is not in the least likely that any life has ever been lived which was not a _______ in the secret judgment of the person who lived it.
When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is ______.
The man with a new idea is a _____ until the idea succeeds.
Suppose you were an _____. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Grief can take care of itself, but to get full value of a joy you must have somebody to ______ it with.
_________ is an exciting business, I tell you; if you don't believe it get up some dark night on the wrong side of your bed when the house is on fire and try to find the door.
Our Civil War was a blot on our history, but not as great a blot as the buying and selling of Negro _____.
Indecency, vulgarity, _________--these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them.
What a curious thing a '_________' story is. And was there ever one that the author needn't be ashamed of, except the 'Murders in the Rue Morgue'?
Therein lies the defect of _______: it's all in the anticipation; the thing itself is a pain, not a pleasure; at least the pain is the biggest end of it.
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They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a ____, and I suppose it is so.
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart; the one to _______ you and the other to get the news to you.
_______ is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the __________ will be sorry.
I asked Tom if _________ always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says--'Yes; the little ones does.'
And mind you, ____ are among the toughest things in the world to manufacture out of whole cloth; it is easier to manufacture 7 facts than one ____.
To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, ' Our country, right or wrong,' and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an ______ to the nation.
The pitifulest thing out is a ___; that's what an army is - a ___; they don't fight with courage that's born in them, but with courage that's borrowed from their mass, ...
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought _____ into the world.
The _____ is the real Fountain of Youth. While that remains young the Waterbury of Time must stand still.
Zeal and sincerity can carry a new religion further than any other missionary except fire and _____.
Yes, even I am _________. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.
_______ make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
Man is the only animal that _______. Or needs to.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the ________, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).

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