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Can you name the groups referenced in each light bulb joke (How many _____ does it take to screw in a light bulb)?

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Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been *this* big! Five of us were barely enough!
None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
None. The sockets all went with the house.
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - uh - I mean, ladder.
None. Screwing objectifies the lightbulb.
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
Only one, but it takes nine visits.
Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Only one, but the light bulb must want to change.
One - plus or minus three.
What's a light bulb?
Darkness is irrelevant. Changing it is futile.
Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark.
Three, but they're really only one.
Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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