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The da-da of Dada. / It's like there's nothing you can do about that joke. It's coming, and you just have to stand there. (Both names)The Two Bartlets
CJ and I are gonna get drunk. Come on.Dead Irish Writers
Crime. Boy, I don't knowPosse Comitatus
Use me, don't use me, but all I can offer you is this: I'll be the only person in the world, other than your family, who doesn't care that you're the president. Our time is up.Night Five
I take a bullet for the President. He doesn't take one for me.H. Con-172
I've got your spark plug. Is that what you meant?... And your battery. Fuel pump, starter relay, timing belt, the ignition fuse. And well also the engine, I guess.The Black Vera Wang
When I was four, I wanted to be a ballerina.Ways and Means
You know what, old man? The very minute they swear in the next guy you and I are going round and round.Hartsfield's Landing
Just trying to get a little pizza in an uncivilized world.Hartsfield's Landing
I don't understand people who have one drink. I don't understand people who leave half a glass of wine on the table.Bartlet for America
Trying to be 'one of the fellas,' sir?Enemies Foreign and Domestic
When I came in here - back in the late 50's - there was a purpose to it but then one thing led to another and I blacked out.The Indians in the Lobby
Any trip over eight hours, he tends to fire somebody at the end of it, and three times it's been me...Enemies Foreign and Domestic
I always did well on my 19th Century English Literature midterm until you came along and sucked me into your life of crime!Ways and Means
Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.The Two Bartlets
I'm just saying, it could have been worse: I could have been an astronaut.Manchester Part 2
And I'm gonna win.Manchester Part 1
Abigail! May I grasp your breasts?Dead Irish Writers
It's Special Agent SunshineThe Black Vera Wang
It occurs to me I never said I'm sorry. I am.Manchester Part 2
It's a strange day when I'm involved with national security.The Two Bartlets
It's hard not to like a guy who doesn't know 'frumpy,' but knows 'onomatopoeia.Enemies Foreign and Domestic
Exactly sixty-three feet from the Oval Office. If you don't think we measure, you're out of your mind.The U.S. Poet Laureate
Paper's for wimpsManchester Part 1
You know what I'd do if I owned a hockey team? I'd hire a sumo wrestler. I'd give him a uniform, transportation, 500 bucks a week to sit in the goal, eat a ham sandwich, and enjoy Stirred

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