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By day, they churn butter and worship according to their own beliefs, and by night they solve crimes. | |
You gotta be a little impressed that I got all those names right just now. | |
Joshua Lyman, you have the cutest little butt in professional politics. | |
I think it's because of the alabaster skin and the farm girl looks | |
My value here is that I have no value. | |
As long as I got a job, you got a job, you understand me? | |
I feel a sense of duty. | |
I'm just sayin' - if you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for a beer. / If you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights. (Both first names) | |
I'm a politician, Ainsley. Of course I lied to you just then. | |
I made fun of Notre Dame. | |
Oratory should raise your heart rate. Oratory should blow the doors off the place. | |
Neither Leo nor I are threatened by his brains, his looks or his charm. He is, however, a lunatic Brit and we're grateful there's an ocean between us. | |
I'm drafting this turkey into military service. | |
Charlie, please don't say the word 'erotic' in the Oval Office. | |
Hey, I was just flipping a nickel in my office. Sixteen times in a row, it came out tails. | |
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But if you don't run 'cause you think it's gonna be too hard or you think you're gonna lose - well, God, Jed, I don't even want to know you. | |
The day-to-day experience of my life has changed in many ways since taking this job. | |
Ah, sarcasm, the grumpy man's wit. | |
We weren't counting you. It's seventeen people. | |
Why don't we just give the sixty-billion to North Korea in exchange for not bombing us? | |
Ma'am, I'd like you to bear in mind that I'm not wearing pads, or a helmet or contact gear of any kind. | |
I'm less visually observant than others but I make up for it.......With cunning and guile. | |
Textbooks are important, if for no other reason than they accurately place the town of Kirkwood in California and not in Oregon. | |
I can sign the President's name. I have his signature down pretty good. | |
You both did fine. Troy, I want you know it was neck-and-neck but I'm giving it to Eric. | |
I have to say that I made some very scholarly points regarding the remains of nuclear weapons in Kyrgyzstan | |
In my day, we knew how to protest. | |
Don't ever ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen, we don't give a damn, we got here before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies, we'll break laws, | |
So, now you have two choices - meeting with an unruly mob or meeting with lunatic mapmakers. / Or getting paid a lot more money working almost anywhere else I want. (Josh and ?) | |
They say a good man can't get elected president. I don't believe that. Do you? | |
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