Quote | Movie |
'That rug really tied the room together' | |
'I'll have eggs in the age of enlightenment' | |
'I don't read scripts, scripts read me' | |
'It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off' | |
'Crabcakes and football, that's what Maryland does' | |
'We gonna need more wax; and clear all my appointments in the afternoon' | |
'I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?' | |
'It's not a purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one' | |
'Let me be the first to say congratulations; one vagina for the rest of your life' | |
Hip, hip hop, hip hop anonymous? You give him all the easy ones.' | |
'Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste' | |
'You realize we're all going to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us' | |
'I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal' | |
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'Party at the moon tower y'all' | |
'7 Minute Abs; if you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free' | |
'Why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may. What'd you say?' | |
'Check out the fun bags on that hosehound' | |
'Can you blow me where the pampers is?' | |
'What is it about sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, tiger' | |
'If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will' | |
'Naga, naga, na gonna work here anymore' | |
'You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater' | |
'60% of the time, it works every time' | |
'I also hope to Cum Laude one day, preferably in a 69' | |
'I did not come down here just to get jerked off'. 'I'm not jerking you off; I'm not doing anything' | |
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