Comedy Movie Quotes '90's and '00's

Can you name the Comedy Movie Quotes?

'That rug really tied the room together'
'I'll have eggs in the age of enlightenment'
'I don't read scripts, scripts read me'
'It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off'
'Crabcakes and football, that's what Maryland does'
'We gonna need more wax; and clear all my appointments in the afternoon'
'I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?'
'It's not a purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one'
'Let me be the first to say congratulations; one vagina for the rest of your life'
Hip, hip hop, hip hop anonymous? You give him all the easy ones.'
'Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste'
'You realize we're all going to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us'
'I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could help my career by making her squeal'
'Party at the moon tower y'all'
'7 Minute Abs; if you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free'
'Why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may. What'd you say?'
'Check out the fun bags on that hosehound'
'Can you blow me where the pampers is?'
'What is it about sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, tiger'
'If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will'
'Naga, naga, na gonna work here anymore'
'You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater'
'60% of the time, it works every time'
'I also hope to Cum Laude one day, preferably in a 69'
'I did not come down here just to get jerked off'. 'I'm not jerking you off; I'm not doing anything'

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