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Expectation: flaming races at the Circus Maximus. Reality: stiff-upper-lip British runners.
The main character only devotes about 5 minutes of screentime to horticulture, putting his trowel down for the majority of the film.
Robert Stroud's ornithology was all done in Leavenworth - 'the Rock' didn't allow trifles like canaries.
There's literally two scenes actually set in North Dakota - the movie takes place almost entirely in Minnesota.
Unfortunately, people who don't know German doubtlessly spend the entire movie fruitlessly looking for footwear on a submarine.
There is only one canine and no bodies of drinking water in the film.
Despite the obvious implications of the film's title, the titular group only eats lunch.
The promised dozen simians never appear in the film, just some paintings on walls and such. Bummer.
If you come into this film hoping it's about a weather-controlling shaman, I wouldn't blame you, but you'll be disappointed.
About two girls who murder one of their mothers. Hardly angelic material.
A rail line on the Hawaiian islands? Nah, just a random name for a strain of marijuana.
Neither Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, or JFK show up. Or any of the natural cause ones either.
It's a bunch of drunk people shouting at each other for two long hours. Nothing to do with Edwardian authors.
This title promised audiences a gender-bending twist on the classic fairy tale and all they got was a Depression-era boxing movie.
Woe betide you if you came for some great shots of engines and cabooses and instead got drugs and mayhem.
This one's got a whole lot of cringe comedy about divorce, and not a whole lot of awesome underwater creatures.
Matthew McConaughey still lives with his parents? I wanted an Apollo 1 film!
No one in the entire movie mentions needing a thrift shop, let alone actively searching for one.
With a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes, there's nothing fabulous about it.
Actually it wraps up in about 102 minutes.
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