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Austin Powers in Goldmember
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In the Loop
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Animal House
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Airplane
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Ghostbusters
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Sideways
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Deadpool
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Dr. Strangelove
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who...
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Groundhog Day
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O Brother Where Art Thou
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Knocked Up
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Clueless
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Anchorman
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Trading Places
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Mean Girls
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This is Spinal Tap
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Meet the Parents
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Borat
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