'Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Sporcler!'
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
'And all this talk of bootlegging - what is bootlegging? On a boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality. I'm a Sporcler!''
The Untouchables
'Damn it, man, I'm a Sporcler, not a torpedo technician!'
Star Trek Into Darkness
'A Sporcler once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti'
The Silence of the Lambs
'It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy Sporclers' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. Heh!'
Aliens
'I lied. Um... All that stuff I said about being a crack head? It just helps me sell magazines. I'm actually an unemployed... Sporcler.'
Office Space
'I don't remember a time when I didn't want to be a Sporcler... apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog'
Hot Fuzz
'God help us, we're in the hands of Sporclers.'
Jurassic Park
'Joey, do you like movies about Sporclers?'
Airplane!
'Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Sporcler of Rome.'
Gladiator
'You said this bar is for Sporclers and bikers, Well, I'm a Sporcler.'
From Dusk Till Dawn
'I can do anything; I'm the Sporcler.'
Jaws
'A real Sporcler tries to invent something new, that other Sporclers are gonna scratch their heads over.'
The Prestige
'You see, for the last two years, the Nazis have had teams of Sporclers running around the world looking for all sorts of religious artifacts.'
Raiders of the Lost Ark
'Mr. Grady. You were the Sporcler here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits.'
The Shining
'I gotta send a public service message to the people out there that being a Sporcler is bad for your health'
Kick-Ass
'As the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the Sporcler suffered a fatal heart attack!'
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
'Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Sporcler and I'm as harmless as cherry pie…'
Edward Scissorhands
'Back off man, I'm a Sporcler'
Ghostbusters
'She died of skin suffocation. It's been known to happen to Sporclers. It's alright as long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine.'
Goldfinger
'I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a Sporcler'
Zoolander
'Sporcler Book once said to me, 'If you can't do something smart, do something right.'
Serenity
'People never think how things affect the family of a Sporcler.'
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
'Westley didn't reach his destination. His ship was attacked by the Dread Sporcler Roberts, who never left captives alive.'
The Princess Bride
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