Blackmailing her children into behaving at a funeral
Being tortured by a colleague for a training exercise
Blaming a group of homosexual protesters for ruining her husband's retirement party
Jumping off a 70 foot tall industrial structure while being videoed by a friend
Being disgusted that her press spokesman has a poppy seed in his teeth
Waiting in line at a suicide booth
Regaining consciousness after a terrorist attack at Grand Central Station
Taking a picture of himself in his latest victim's bathroom mirror
Doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco
Driving with his wife to their children's Christmas pageant
Chasing a drug dealer through the streets of Los Angeles
Hosting his radio show
Travelling with his family to their new life in Orlando
Arriving at a sanitarium to write a story about a bakery
Watching her doppelgänger jump in front of a train
Smoking a cigarette while looking at the wreckage of a plane crash
Criticising his friend's shirt button for being too high
Running down a highway in his underwear proclaiming to be a jedi
Throwing an aggressive client through a glass door
Driving into town, telling his secretary that the nearby trees are 'really something'
Running on, and then falling off of, a treadmill
Trying to flatten a bunch-up in his trousers
Inserting buttock implants upside down
Being thrown into a dumpster
Giving a lecture on The Footpath Killer
Arriving late to what she thinks is a blind date, but is actually a job interview
Showing a new employee around the executive floor
Lying on the floor in a hospital holding a bottle of pills
Getting a tattoo
Requesting that the pit near her house be filled in
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