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Can you name the Alan Partridge Quotes... Lynne can you call Bill Odie??

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'Rolled on the thighs of a...'
'Do you like mini-Kievs?' 'Love em! But my wife's vegatarian!' 'Doesn't matter, she can have ____...'
I do like that toilet, it's very futuristic, isn't it? I can imagine ______ ________ taking a dump on that.
'Vandals got to your car again?' 'Fraid so, third time _____ , ___-________ _____'
'I'd love to get my hands on the bastard...'
'What like three men burning in a _______ going 'urgghhhh''
________ _________ ________! Really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday doesn't it?
'The Queen is dead, long live...'
Idea for a programme, 'ladyshapes' with Alan Partridge. I look at the changing shape of ladies through to well toned women like Sharon Davies and...
Oooh scary Irish men. Would you like to recruit me? I like your _______
Oh I read your article in the paper. I loved that phrase you used 'Revolution, not...
Hi Susan. I was a bit bored so I dismantled my _______ _________ ______
No I'm a _________, I'm dressed as a _________, I'm Alan Partridge!
Have any of you seen the film The Crying Game? With the woman with the old tadger. I suppose the sequel will have a....
It's a flex of a mini kettle, its supposed to be a _____
Mmmm, a nice thick slice of...
Time to run yourself a big bath, it's
Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Go on... I am not driving a _____ ______
You smiled, then, Lynn...Yes, you did. I can read you like a book. And not a very good book. Certainly not ‘______ ____ _____’ by Andy McNabb.
You know, when I used to see you in reception.... Do you know what I used to think?... Ooooh, she's nicer than ___ _____
This is a romantic tribute… [band begins to play ‘Close To You’ ]… to a lovely lady over there with orange hair and a __________ __ ___ ______.
This is Hot Chocolate, ‘It Started With A Kiss’. [Music starts] In three minutes’ time I’ll be talking to Norfolk's _________ ________.
Oh, great. Nigel Rees’ _____ ____ _________ ________. This is the Koran for that after-dinner speaker.
Quick tip for you, Sophie... I used to be indecisive...
This is lovely, this. It’s sort of like an ___ ______ ______. [repeat missing] blonde [repeat last word from missing]. Quite attractive. I mean, put that down as a plus point.
[Looking at onion] The Onion Mystery...
Fire! Fire! ____ ______ ___ _____
The stocks are now open for custard-pie throwing. I tell you who’d I’d like to put in the stocks _____ ________
I don’t know if you are familiar with BBC commissioning policy, they are obliged to contract… you’re not even listening are you? ____ ________
LYNN: How did the country show go, Alan? ALAN: __ _________ ___
LYNN: Who upset you this time? ALAN: Just, people. I just hate the _________ _______
BEN: What’s your favourite Beatles album then? ALAN: Tough one, I'd have to say...
MICHAEL: Right. And then he spies that cookbook, right. And he says “That’d be nee use to me, man”. He’s _________, man.
FARMER: Yeah, we bring them in for milking, and then all... ALAN: [Interrupting] Pop the ________ _________ on them?
But if _____ _________ goes AWOL you’re up slack alley. Now who’s it to be, me or _____ ________? [Crosses his fingers] Thank you very much indeed -- Kiss my face!
Lynn’s a good worker, but, I suppose she’s a bit like ____ __________. Very reliable, but she’s got a moustache.
Got up, walked downstairs because I am Bloody _____
HUGH: Has that drink got a name? ALAN: Yeah, they're called _____________
ALAN: How long have we been drinking? STEVE: About....
How’s Mr. Planet of the Apes man? Oh. Is he still driving that ________ ________
This chemical toilet is a Saniflow _ _
Now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed-up _________ ______. Let’s take a look...
Mmm. She was certainly first in the queue when God was handing out… chests, or, mammary glands. Ooh! I’d love to _____ ___ ____ __ ___ Urrgh! Sex.
I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows. PETER: This is ridiculous. ALAN: How many cows have you got? PETER: I’ve got 100 cattle. ALAN: Yeah, I’ve got ___ frien
You feed ______________ to swans.
So book a holiday with Hamilton’s. _______ - _____ to have a good time. Cheers!
Idea for a programme entitled ‘Yachting Mishaps’. Some _______, some _________.
Hands Up! Give me all your ________
You know, these are inertia reel _____ _____
I tell you, it’s a good job you weren’t here five minutes ago. Listen to this. Listen, listen... '______ Lynne, for being unloyal... disloyal...'
...Were they really savage? Were they going, “Ooh, shall I sit there? Ooh, shall I sit there? Oooh, I am like a ______ ______
MICHAEL: Aye, I could hold it up to my mouth like a Tannoy, right – ALAN:[Interrupting] A speaker system. MICHAEL: Sorry. I could just hold it there and shout “_____ ________ _
He got scared and ran away... I think he saw people being blown up, all... like that, and… POLICEMAN: Do you want to know what I think? I think you've got a very _______ ________
That was one of the biggest stadium bands in the world, _ _ _ _____________
or those who like to tell it in a slightly wacky way, is ______ __ ___!
Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at ________ ___________
It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night _____
The time is – well, let’s not get bogged down in the time again. Simply time to say, “ruddy hell, it’s _____ ______!'
MICHAEL: [Thick Geordie accent] Morning, Mr. Partridge. Hey, ‘War Of The Worlds’. ALAN: _____ ______?
I’ve had some pretty late night sessions myself, yeah. In 1976 I saw ______ at the Birmingham NEC.
You know, I know exactly what you mean, because a couple of weeks ago I was doing a corporate for Allied Dunbar, and afterwards a bunch of us went down to ______ _______...
You ever been to Ireland, Alan? ALAN: No, no. I’d love to go. AIDAN: It amazes me when people say that and it’s only forty-nine quid on a plane. ALAN: Yeah, I think...
Sorry about that, a couple of gremlins in the system, there. Ghosts in the machine. Perhaps a metaphor for....
OK, let’s recap. We draw the gun from the holster, knock the safety catch off, there’s one in the chamber, and _____ ____ _____
We have to neutralise the threat by incapacitating the target, we do that in two areas.get one there, he’s going down. If you’re near enough, you can take a head shot...
I don’t know why I bought this painting [Lady wearing bikini by motorbike]. It’s got a very _________ quality
Estate Agent: It’s on at three hundred and twenty-five thousand. Alan: Will you take three hundred and ________ ______?'
All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don’t you? Wine this, wine that. Let’s have a bit of red, let’s have a bit of white. Ooh, that’s a snazzy bouquet. Oh
Youth Hosteling with....
Can I just interrupt you there, Stephen, it’s time now for Alan’s Fact of the Day. Most cornflakes come from the ....

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