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Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.Dwight
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.Jim
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors... in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in.Creed
I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't.Kevin
Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?Michael
If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.Ryan
They're making fun of Cookie Monster. I get that. But in a strange way, it feels like they're making fun of me.Kevin
Pam, will you marry me?Jim
I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged.Angela
Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it!Stanley
So, apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I'd known that before I used grease paint for my mustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.Pam
Jim told me you could by gaydar online.Dwight
Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies.Michael
Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.Jim
When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'. Dwight
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Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.Toby
You don't go by Monopoly, man, that game is nuts! Nobody just picks up 'get out of jail free' cards. Those things cost thousands!Creed
Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home, and you are going to get the best sex of your life.Roy
When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed. My reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.Karen
And then, my last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full-time Taco Bell and... I donno. I couldn't keep up.Erin
[After Toby's head was blown off] Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.Agent Michael Scarn
That's right, partyers! It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo! Alright, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Huh? Who's it gonna be?Captain Jack
Last night on 'Trading Spouses,' there's... did you see it?Jim
If doing 'The Scarn' is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!Todd Packer
No, the hospital will provide a dictionary, bring a thesaurus.Oscar
When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room.Gabe
Nobody hug me, I'm covered in tree sap.Andy
Ok so you setup this fake company, then you hired this homeless women to impersonate an executive, to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique.Danny
Yeah, uh, here's the deal, I did not understand that this was supposed to be a full on report and what not. I was under the impression that this was more like a meet-and-greet.Craig
It was nice to meet some of you!Katy

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