Quotes from The Office

Can you name the character who says each of these quotes from The Office?

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Last night on 'Trading Spouses,' there's... did you see it?
Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't.
If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too.
Ok so you setup this fake company, then you hired this homeless women to impersonate an executive, to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique.
When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors... in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in.
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room.
If doing 'The Scarn' is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!
Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home, and you are going to get the best sex of your life.
You don't go by Monopoly, man, that game is nuts! Nobody just picks up 'get out of jail free' cards. Those things cost thousands!
Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it!
Nobody hug me, I'm covered in tree sap.
I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged.
No, the hospital will provide a dictionary, bring a thesaurus.
And then, my last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full-time Taco Bell and... I donno. I couldn't keep up.
That's right, partyers! It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo! Alright, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Huh? Who's it gonna be?
Yeah, uh, here's the deal, I did not understand that this was supposed to be a full on report and what not. I was under the impression that this was more like a meet-and-greet.
They're making fun of Cookie Monster. I get that. But in a strange way, it feels like they're making fun of me.
Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
So, apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I'd known that before I used grease paint for my mustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.
[After Toby's head was blown off] Joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.
Pam, will you marry me?
Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies.
Jim told me you could by gaydar online.
It was nice to meet some of you!
Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.
When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed. My reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.

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