Holiday Quiz / Christmas Cracker Jokes 10 best & worst

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Can you name the Punchlines to the best and worst Christmas Cracker Jokes?

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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? 
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?  
What does the word minimum mean? 
Why don't you see penguins in Britain? 
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? 
What goes oh, oh oh? 
What's round and bad tempered? 
What did Adam yell on the day before Christmas 
Why do pens get sent to prison? 
What do you get out of a poorly piano? 
What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator? 
What must you know to be an auctioneer? 
What does the carpet salesman give to his wife for Valentine's Day?  
What sort of bull doesn't have horns? 
What did the beaver say to the tree? 
Why did the birdie go to hospital? 
What did the dog get for Christmas?  
Why are bananas never lonely? 
Which type of dog has no tail? 
What kind of room has no windows or doors 

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Song by Opening Lyrics (2000s)

by stanvick

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If you can believe it, music lyrics changed a quite bit between the 1900s and the 2000s.
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