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'Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.'
'Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.'
'I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories.'
'What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?'
'Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.'
'Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?'
'Its funny because he's fat!'
'Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.'
'Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!'
'Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.'
'Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and ****.'
'I look like a nerdy hillbilly!'
'You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?'
'Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?'
'Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay?'
'Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.'
'Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.'
'Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That ****'ll come back with you.'
'Two beds is enough, we can share for a night. I'll bunk with Phil. That cool with you?'
'What're you talking about, Willis? That him!'
'The Doug we're looking for is a white.'
'You are literally too stupid to insult.'
'I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I won't ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.'
'We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool?'
'I think the cop car part's pretty cool.'
'Not you, fat Jesus.'
'Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. Don't look at me. [the old man walks away] That's right. You better walk on. I'll hit an old man in public!'
'Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my life, this guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life!'
'No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.'
'You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.'
'You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler.'
'Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.'
'By the way man, where you get that cop car from?'
'We uh, stole it from these dumbass cops.'
'*Nice*! High five there!... That's nice!'
'She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring!'
'I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.'
'Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.'
'It's got, ah, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. and that Jewish actor...'
'Hey, you've reached (name). Sorry I missed your call. Please leave a name and number and I'll get back to you.'
'Hey, this is (name). Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.'
'I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.'

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