'Because you said creepy pants all the time get some.'
'What in Pete Sampras is going on here?'
'We can be a conglomerate, just like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA!'
'Sorry, you lose again. I said Sid Frenchman.'
'I think we may have gotten our 'weens' crossed.'
'Were all the local sit and suck out loud places closed?'
'I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!'
'Sweet lady freedom! Let's make out!'
'And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter.'
'I'm on a diet! It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year!'
'I have this X-ray of my heart.'
'They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!'
'That's two strikes, Coach Z!'
'Dang old public radio. I never got my tote bag.'
'I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.'
'I have to go tune my oo-koo-lay-lay.'
'Hey! You know I can't eat Twizzlérs!'
'It's nym! It's nym! It's pseuodnym! Not pseudoname!'
'I shanked your Jenga ship? We're playing Connect Four.'
'Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?'
'You can't just rush into the score zone!'
'Oh, crackles. I forgot to pay my bills again this year.'
'Loose leaf, college ruled, legal pad, I'm the rapping paper and I rap real bad.'
'Track or trort!'
'I'm delighted that you've decided to set up shop about ten feet away from me!'
'Yeah...'shaped' like there's a bite taken out of it...'
'Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG! I had no choice!'
'Throttlin' ya down? That's not one of the 99 ways I rip you off!'
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