Larry David or George Costanza? Quiz Stats

 Plays Quiz Updated Mar 18, 2018

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4 Plays Today
Question Answer Wrong Answers
If she can't find me, she can't break up with me. George Costanza
87.2%
Larry David
7.1%
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time. Larry David
83.7%
George Costanza
10.8%
It’s not a lie if you believe it. George Costanza
81.2%
Larry David
13.1%
Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham. George Costanza
79.8%
Larry David
14.4%
You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent. George Costanza
77.3%
Larry David
17.1%
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Larry David
76.3%
George Costanza
18.3%
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David
74.9%
George Costanza
19.7%
I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable, secure, and I don't have to shake hands. Larry David
73.9%
George Costanza
20.6%
I have never been anyone's type. George Costanza
73.8%
Larry David
20.4%
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. Larry David
70.4%
George Costanza
24%
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. George Costanza
69.8%
Larry David
24.6%
You're nothing without your health. Some people are nothing even with their health. I fall in that category, sometimes. Larry David
69.7%
George Costanza
24.8%
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? Larry David
69.1%
George Costanza
25.4%
I find human contact repulsive. Larry David
68.7%
George Costanza
26.1%
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. Larry David
66.8%
George Costanza
27.5%
I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with. Larry David
66.8%
George Costanza
27.7%
Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over 360 pair. That way I only have to do wash once a year. George Costanza
56.7%
Larry David
37.9%
I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs. George Costanza
55%
Larry David
39.6%
I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. George Costanza
51.8%
Larry David
42.5%
If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all. George Costanza
50.6%
Larry David
43.9%

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