20 Anti-Jokes Quiz Stats

Quiz Updated Jan 10, 2015

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Blue fluff.
96.4%
Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.
96.4%
Regress.
95.8%
The other one says, 'Yeah like 350, 375'.
95.8%
One. She was an electrician.
95.6%
He said 'Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'
95.6%
Finding a worm in your caramel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.
95.6%
Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.
95.5%
'No, all days are 24 hours long,' the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
94.8%
But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.
94.1%
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Keeping the cow together.
93.8%
Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.
93.8%
A brick.
93.5%
A stick.
93.1%
He wasn't a very good waiter.
92.4%
A bulldozer.
92%
It was broken.
91.5%
Neither can ride a bicycle.
90.8%
I have read and agree to the terms of service.
90.6%
A parking lot.
83.9%

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