What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What's yellow and can't swim?
What's big, gray and can't climb trees?
Why didn't the geek ask for a calculator?
When scuba diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat?
What's blue and fluffy?
You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
I remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup?
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
Why did the boy throw away his television?
If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
What do a rhinoceros and a tomato have in common?
A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. 'Long day?' the bartender asks.
What's brown and sticky?
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress?
There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, 'It sure is hot in here.'
What's the most important use for cowhide?
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