Gaming Quiz / Portal 2: Cave Johnson quotes

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Can you name the Cave Johnson quotes from Portal 2?

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_____ _____ can eat my bankrupt...
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a _____ _____ that burns your house down!
Ground up moon rocks are _____ _____! I am deathly ill.
If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know. Because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be _____.
Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. _____ _____ _____!
Sorry fellas, she's married.... _____ _____!
Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's _____.
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got _____ _____!
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We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does not like the _____ _____!
The good news is, we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of _____ _____!
I like your grit! _____ could use some work though.
Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? _____ _____?
That thing's called an elevator. Not a _____.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson _____!
We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into _____.
I pay the bills here, I can talk about the _____ _____ all damn day!

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Created Apr 17, 2012ReportNominate
Tags:Quote Quiz, cave, johnson, portal

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