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You seem unhappy. I like that.
What're you looking at, Beardface? You want a kid? Because I swear to God, I will mount you right now!
Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog.
[After JD asks 'He Died?] I certainly hope so, otherwise that autopsy is gonna be a bitch.
Fat camp. Six years she's been going there, and the only thing getting any thinner is my wallet!
So you do scary little speeches. How adorable!
Oh yeah! Suck it bitch! I will murder you!
It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler.
Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos?
So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt.
I grew up on the street... No, not the hood. Sesame Street.
Does this big metal contraption make me look fat?
You got brinner? DAAAAAMN, Turkledawg!
I became a doctor for the same four reasons everyone becomes a doctor: chicks, money, power, and chicks.
Then we'd all have sex to celebrate surviving.
What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?
What in The name of 'are ya there god? It's me Margaret' were you thinking?
Really. Because I trained with LaMarcus down at the gym, and he was an NFL linebacker before he came out of the closet!
You know, it's ironic that cancer starts with 'can', because at this stage there's nothing we can do about it!
Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking
Bidet to you sir.
If we do hook up tonight, for once, you won't be the only one thinking about J.D.
Wash off whatever eighth-grade dance cologne you're wearing so we don't add nausea to my symptoms
Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up this old bastard's ticker!

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