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What're you looking at, Beardface? You want a kid? Because I swear to God, I will mount you right now!
Fat camp. Six years she's been going there, and the only thing getting any thinner is my wallet!
You seem unhappy. I like that.
Oh yeah! Suck it bitch! I will murder you!
I became a doctor for the same four reasons everyone becomes a doctor: chicks, money, power, and chicks.
Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog.
What in The name of 'are ya there god? It's me Margaret' were you thinking?
What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?
Does this big metal contraption make me look fat?
So you do scary little speeches. How adorable!
So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt.
Then we'd all have sex to celebrate surviving.
If we do hook up tonight, for once, you won't be the only one thinking about J.D.
Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up this old bastard's ticker!
Wash off whatever eighth-grade dance cologne you're wearing so we don't add nausea to my symptoms
Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos?
Really. Because I trained with LaMarcus down at the gym, and he was an NFL linebacker before he came out of the closet!
[After JD asks 'He Died?] I certainly hope so, otherwise that autopsy is gonna be a bitch.
You got brinner? DAAAAAMN, Turkledawg!
Bidet to you sir.
I grew up on the street... No, not the hood. Sesame Street.
You know, it's ironic that cancer starts with 'can', because at this stage there's nothing we can do about it!
Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking
It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler.

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