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Can you name the people Santana Lopez insults?

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'Everything about you screams virgin. You're about as sexy as a cabbage patch kid. It's exhausting to look at you.'
'Oh, you're one to talk. How about you crack a Four Loko, Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-ton?'
'Yes, you should move to Israel.'
'Let us give you an introduction into the way that we work. You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.'
'Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard baby?'
'Your credit score is terrible. What I need as a woman is financial security.'
'Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark, specific fetish, but I actually dig this look. Yay.'
'Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts, right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day.'
'Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.'
'Look, I'm not making out with you because I'm in love with you.'
'How can you do a duet by yourself, that's like vocal masturbation or something.'
'Hello, ______. You are a beautiful person. Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you'
Santana Quote:Spoken to:
'You like her more than me! She's blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit it, just admit it! No, kiss me!'
'Excuse me, what would you know about Cee-Lo? Cause you're like 40.'
'Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute.'
'Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville?'
'I don't know if it's the missing mohawk or the whining, but I'm so not turned on all at right now.'
'Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. He like, went to college or something.'
'The only straight I am is straight up bitch.'
'Listen, ______, I realize I've tried to punch you a couple times, and sometimes when you're not looking, I put weird things in your food.'
'Just because I hate everybody doesn't mean they have to hate me too.'
'I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for the endangered white rhino.'
'Hey Dork, did anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on 'To Catch a Predator'?'
'You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card.'

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Created Oct 24, 2011ReportNominate
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