Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time
Nets can be traps. But they can also be safety nets.
All da cows
If you have ever tried to walk while immersed in a swift stream, you know how difficult it is. '
I hear much talk about us and them. I am always wary when people speak this way,
We were ten feet away when we triggered
Everyone knows that when advancing into danger, the soprano goes first.
Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now, take what’s left and live it properly.
I'm just a repair guy
One should never underestimate
Pray for wisdom before you do something stupid!
Meg McCaffrey,
This door has
Demigods today. I blame social media for their short attention spans.
When in doubt,
They shared mortals’ reluctance for
Don't test me, Valdez. When I am a god again, I will make a constellation out of you.
You don’t have to be a god.
After all, a man giving up his Tots
Yeah, Meg’s a fireball.
Do I destroy the Trojans or the Greeks? Do I flirt with my sister's Hunters and risk getting slapped, or do I flirt with Britomartis and risk getting blow up?
I was about to inhale the river when I noticed a faint green glow above me. Air? Radiation? Limeade?
I leaned against the wall, hoping to look casual, attractive, and suave.
I gave her a little parade wave—the sort of gesture I used to give my worshippers when they came to grovel at my altar. To me, the message was clear enough:
That should have been physically impossible, of course, but like any decent god, demigod, or engineer,
The sorceress muttered another Minoan curse,
I kept getting stuck on the first line, I don’t want to die, and couldn’t think of anything to add.
Don’t ask me how three karpoi combined forces to drive an automobile. I can’t tell you which of them used the wheel, the brake or the accelerator.
We merely cooperate! I’m not controlled by anyone. Right, Meg?
Let me be clear: it’s never okay to take delight in the struggles of someone who can’t see, but in this rare instance, I couldn’t help myself.
Different manifestations
Perhaps my Oracle will reappear somewhere else in a few centuries—under better circumstances, in a more secure location.
If only I could block his path with something large and heavy.
He really was not the sort of person you wanted
I’ve always found spiders fascinating creatures, despite what Athena thinks.
Leo is happy
Honestly, as if I was the first god who’d ever forgotten he sired a child
It occurred to me that I had two of them. Was one of them Lester? Oh, dear. How awful! The other was something that began with an A. Alfred?
“Commodus blames me for his death’’ “Why?”
“Your brother?” “Piano lessons?”
Concern for others was a logical trigger for my powers.
The only thing that saved us?
Curse Leo Valdez
Calypso was in the process of trying to master other skills. So far, she'd failed at swords, polearms, shurikens, whips, and improvisational comedy.
Terrible! Like the skills of Lester, most worthless of teens.
I felt a bit silly giving this advice to a girl who regularly fought monsters with golden swords, but I had promised Bill Nye the Science Guy
Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures.
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