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And then one time I ate some rotten berries.
Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Oh, no no no no! Dead broad OFF the table!
That must be Lord Farquaad's castle...
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories,
Well, at least we know where the Princess is. But where's the...?
I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of heights?
So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
You didn't slay the dragon?
It talks!
I... have helmet hair.
But... how will you kiss me?
Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?
Blue flower, red thorns.
Oh man. I can't feel my toes.
Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you,
Huh, celebrity marriages.
You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy,
Listen, little donkey, take a look at me! What am I?
Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.
Say, Shrek, what're we gonna do with our swamp?
Don't do that!
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