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It does seem like you've given in to the grumpy side of the Force.Angel
I am totally drunk-faced.Angel
Uh, since Angel lost his soul, he's regained his sense of whimsy.Buffy
You're driving a spork into your leg.Dr. Horrible
It's about time the English got what's comin' to 'em. I'm rootin' for the slave.Angel
You made a bear!Buffy
To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.Buffy
Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans.Buffy
Well, they tell ya, 'Never hit a man with a closed fist.' But it is, on occasion, hilarious.Firefly
I like my evil like I like my men. Evil! You know, straight up black-hat-tie-you-to-the-train-tracks-soon-my-electro-ray-will-destroy-Metropolis bad!Buffy
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.Firefly
Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says 'please.' And afterwards I get a cookie.Buffy
Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.Buffy
I go online sometimes, but...everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's... depressing.Buffy
I believe you said something about... a massacre.Angel
Yeah, it's L.A. The evil's probably just tied up in traffic or something.Angel
'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!Buffy
Check out Giles: The Next Generation.Buffy
'Sunburst splendor' is a hue more worthy of a champion. Or perhaps this unique one called... 'Purr-Pleh.'Angel
Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.Angel
It's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die! Oh God!Buffy
We ended a nefarious global domination scheme. Not world peace. Right?Angel
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's got to be pretty far gone.Buffy
Damn. This is so much harder than it looks on Batman.Angel
Do the astronauts have weapons?Angel
We both know how this song ends. You, me, broken furniture...Angel
Chocolate! Ohh, chocolate! I love chocolate... but not, as it turns out, yogurt. Ugh!Angel
Dear diary – today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.Firefly
Yeah, yeah, Hulk smash.Angel
I'm marveling at the wrongness of that idea.Angel
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We attack the mayor with hummus.Buffy
I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.Dr. Horrible
I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain.Buffy
Also, I can kill you with my brain.Firefly
What rhymes with lungs?Buffy
You're not handicapped. You're handi-capable.Angel
I brought her specially for you, to cheer you up. And I've named her Sunshine.Buffy
Violence is not gonna solve a thing... on the other hand, it's kind of festive.Angel
Jayne is a girl's name.Firefly
Warren's the boss. He's Picard. You're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.Buffy
You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.Buffy
“Oh, God… Angel. Oh, Angel… we can't. I love you but you were so bad. You ate babies.” Chicks…Angel
Get a job, you lazy sow!Angel
Oh, forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good and pure and science turns me on...Angel
I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss.Buffy
Who's flying this thing?!Firefly
They talk about me in the chatty rooms?Angel
I was right - it was the batteries.Angel
This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.Buffy
Hmm... there should be a play.Angel
So it's an evil limo. I get that. Does that mean we don't re-stock the cherries?Angel
How are things with 'Cheesy on the Outside'?Dr. Horrible
Don't ever go to a 'free virgin blood' party. Turns out it's probably a trap.Angel
You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!Buffy
You’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog! More beautiful than ever. He’s alive, Frodo – he’s alive!Angel
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.Buffy
Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?Firefly
I mean honestly – what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley?Angel
Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust.Angel
They're itty bitty hockey sticks!Angel

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