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You’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog! More beautiful than ever. He’s alive, Frodo – he’s alive!Angel
I was right - it was the batteries.Angel
This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.Buffy
I am totally drunk-faced.Angel
Damn. This is so much harder than it looks on Batman.Angel
I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain.Buffy
It does seem like you've given in to the grumpy side of the Force.Angel
It's about time the English got what's comin' to 'em. I'm rootin' for the slave.Angel
Also, I can kill you with my brain.Firefly
I mean honestly – what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley?Angel
How are things with 'Cheesy on the Outside'?Dr. Horrible
I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss.Buffy
'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!Buffy
Don't ever go to a 'free virgin blood' party. Turns out it's probably a trap.Angel
Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.Buffy
I believe you said something about... a massacre.Angel
They talk about me in the chatty rooms?Angel
Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust.Angel
Uh, since Angel lost his soul, he's regained his sense of whimsy.Buffy
Yeah, it's L.A. The evil's probably just tied up in traffic or something.Angel
It's an omen! It's a higher power trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die! Oh God!Buffy
I'm marveling at the wrongness of that idea.Angel
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.Firefly
What rhymes with lungs?Buffy
Oh, forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good and pure and science turns me on...Angel
We both know how this song ends. You, me, broken furniture...Angel
I brought her specially for you, to cheer you up. And I've named her Sunshine.Buffy
To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.Buffy
Well, they tell ya, 'Never hit a man with a closed fist.' But it is, on occasion, hilarious.Firefly
We attack the mayor with hummus.Buffy
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Chocolate! Ohh, chocolate! I love chocolate... but not, as it turns out, yogurt. Ugh!Angel
'Sunburst splendor' is a hue more worthy of a champion. Or perhaps this unique one called... 'Purr-Pleh.'Angel
Do the astronauts have weapons?Angel
Violence is not gonna solve a thing... on the other hand, it's kind of festive.Angel
Who's flying this thing?!Firefly
Warren's the boss. He's Picard. You're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.Buffy
You made a bear!Buffy
Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?Firefly
Jayne is a girl's name.Firefly
We ended a nefarious global domination scheme. Not world peace. Right?Angel
So it's an evil limo. I get that. Does that mean we don't re-stock the cherries?Angel
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's got to be pretty far gone.Buffy
Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.Angel
Yeah, yeah, Hulk smash.Angel
Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans.Buffy
Get a job, you lazy sow!Angel
I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.Dr. Horrible
Check out Giles: The Next Generation.Buffy
I go online sometimes, but...everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's... depressing.Buffy
You're not handicapped. You're handi-capable.Angel
Hmm... there should be a play.Angel
You're driving a spork into your leg.Dr. Horrible
I like my evil like I like my men. Evil! You know, straight up black-hat-tie-you-to-the-train-tracks-soon-my-electro-ray-will-destroy-Metropolis bad!Buffy
“Oh, God… Angel. Oh, Angel… we can't. I love you but you were so bad. You ate babies.” Chicks…Angel
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.Buffy
Dear diary – today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.Firefly
Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says 'please.' And afterwards I get a cookie.Buffy
They're itty bitty hockey sticks!Angel
You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.Buffy
You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!Buffy

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