amusing Simpsons quotes

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You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
The pointy kitty took it!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I'm an ugmo.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Nobody ever says Italy...
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Gotta nuke something.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.

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