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I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Gotta nuke something.
The pointy kitty took it!
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Death stalks you at every turn!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I'm an ugmo.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Nobody ever says Italy...
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!

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