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Can you name the Simpsons character who said this?

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So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Death stalks you at every turn!
I'm an ugmo.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Gotta nuke something.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Nobody ever says Italy...
The pointy kitty took it!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.

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