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Death stalks you at every turn!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Gotta nuke something.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
I'm an ugmo.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
The pointy kitty took it!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Nobody ever says Italy...
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.

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