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Nobody ever says Italy...
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
The pointy kitty took it!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Gotta nuke something.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
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How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
I'm an ugmo.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.

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