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Can you name the Simpsons character who said this?

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Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Nobody ever says Italy...
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
I'm an ugmo.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
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Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Gotta nuke something.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
The pointy kitty took it!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.

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