Television Quiz / amusing Simpsons quotes

Random Television or The Simpsons Quiz

Can you name the Simpsons character who said this?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

Forced Order
Score 0/34 Timer 13:00
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Nobody ever says Italy...
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
I'm an ugmo.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Gotta nuke something.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
The pointy kitty took it!
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Sign Up with Email
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments


Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.