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Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Nobody ever says Italy...
Death stalks you at every turn!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
The pointy kitty took it!
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
I'm an ugmo.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Gotta nuke something.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.

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