amusing Simpsons quotes

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Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
The pointy kitty took it!
I'm an ugmo.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Gotta nuke something.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
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I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Nobody ever says Italy...
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Death stalks you at every turn!
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.

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