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Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
The pointy kitty took it!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Death stalks you at every turn!
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Nobody ever says Italy...
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Gotta nuke something.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I'm an ugmo.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!

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