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Gotta nuke something.
Death stalks you at every turn!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Nobody ever says Italy...
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
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I'm an ugmo.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
The pointy kitty took it!
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

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