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Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Gotta nuke something.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I'm an ugmo.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Nobody ever says Italy...
The pointy kitty took it!
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.

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