amusing Simpsons quotes

Random Television or The Simpsons Quiz

Can you name the Simpsons character who said this?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to Play
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
The pointy kitty took it!
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
I'm an ugmo.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Gotta nuke something.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Nobody ever says Italy...
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!

Friend Scores

  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments