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I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Death stalks you at every turn!
I'm an ugmo.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Nobody ever says Italy...
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Gotta nuke something.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
The pointy kitty took it!
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.

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