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Can you name the Simpsons character who said this?

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I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
I'm an ugmo.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Death stalks you at every turn!
Nobody ever says Italy...
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
The pointy kitty took it!
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Gotta nuke something.

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