amusing Simpsons quotes

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I was with IT once, then they change what IT was, now I am not with IT anymore and what IT is scares me.
No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
I'm an ugmo.
You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
I thought global warming would take care of it. Al Gore can’t do anything right!
How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?
In fifty years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary.
Eww! That's what we look like inside?! Disgusting! Ugh! That lady swallowed a baby!
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Lisa, our country was founded by a clique - the Continental Congress. Dolphins live in cliques. Those are my two examples.
They’ve got this thing called a ‘fire drill’ – they use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
Now who can tell me the atomic weight of balonium?
Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Gotta nuke something.
No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk!
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed!
Nobody ever says Italy...
Death stalks you at every turn!
Well, it’s kind of a love song… all the monsters, enjoying each other’s company, holding their evil in check.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
The pointy kitty took it!
Tell you what - we come back and everyone's slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did, one grave December morn...
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Don't make fun of grad students. They just... made a terrible life choice.
Attention, class - in what year was two plus two?
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?
I never wanted to be famous for being mean. I wanted to be famous for catching Santa Claus.
Roads closed, pipes frozen. Albinos... virtually invisible.
Don't you worry about Wikipedia, we'll change it when we get home... We'll change a lot of things.
Hey, you know what’s even better is Jesus – he’s like six leprechauns!

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