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Can you finish the lyrics to Weird Al's Amish Paradise?

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First HalfSecond HalfNumber of Words
As I walk through the valley...5
I take a look at my wife...5
But that's just perfect...5
You know I shun fancy things,...2
At 4:30 in the morning...3
Jebediah feeds the chickens...4
And I've been milkin'...5
Even Ezekiel thinks...5
I'm a man of the land,...3
Got a bible in my hand...6
But if I finish all of my chores...4
Then tonight we're gonna party...3
 
We been spending...3
Living in an...2
I've churned butter...3
Living in an...2
It's hard work...2
Living in an...2
We sell quilts...3
Living in an...2
 
A local boy kicked me...5
But I just smiled at him...5
I really don't care,...5
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off...5
But I ain't never punched a tourist,...5
An Amish with a 'tude?...5
I never wear buttons,...5
And my homies agree...7
If you come to visit...5
We haven't even paid the phone bill...3
But we ain't really quaint,...6
First HalfSecond HalfNumber of Words
We're just...2
 
There's no phone,...2
No motorcar,...4
Like Robinson Crusoe...6
 
We've been spending...3
Living in an...2
We're just...4
Living in an...2
There's no time...4
Living in an...2
We don't fight...4
Living in an...2
 
Hitchin' up the buggy,...4
Raised a barn on Monday,...4
Think you're really righteous?...5
Well I know I'm a million times...5
I'm the pious guy...6
On my knees day and night...5
So don't be vain...4
Or else, my brother,...9
 
We been spending...3
Living in an...2
We're all...2
Living in an...2
There's no...4
Living in an...2
But you'd probably...3
Living in an...2

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